...i didnt get laid in a month

so its been a month since i have had sex. why the fuck cant i find a guy that wants to have fucked up sex and hang out. right now i want a dude to come over, with a friend. get really fucked up. then the three of us go out and party. cause chaos. run all over town and then go home an fuck me senseless. why cant we hang out and have epic wolfpack times and filthy sex. why does no one want to do this? they all say they do. but they dont do it. i cant cope. i am going out of my mind.