...fucked Ron Jeremy

id gone to vegas for the adult entertainment expo four years ago while i was still working in australa, making bank and feeling on top of the world. id been having a great time at the expo and a few nights before id partied on stage with diplo and went to a strip club to meet pauly d and diplo afterwards. i was fully in vegas mode. the first few nights id racked up a couple of additions to my list, and by that saturday i was at a total of 299. i knew i needed to make my 300 a good one. i wasnt sure i was gonna have another hundred so this might be my last big number to make the most of. numbers have always mattered to me. my list is my collection. ive already written about choosing someone for my 100.

so, i was at the convention and i heard ron jeremy was at a booth signing autographs and squeezing tittes. i was wearing a pink satin and lace neglege and 7 inch white heels for the expo. i went over and there was a large crowd around him. lots of people taking photographs and taking their turn going up to him. a man was taking photos for peoeple with ron so i went up to get my photo taken! well he was quite taken..with me. he was reading my name tag, asking if i was in the business. we chatted a little and when we started posing for photos he started playing with my boobs, sucking on my nipple and making out with me. all the other people watching were snapping pictures. i had my boobs out and ron jeremys tongue in my mouth for everyone to see. when we were done he got his manager to get him a business card and he wrote his mobile number on the back and told me to send him the picture of us.